The Lifestyle photographer Johnny was to take pictures of a valley. So he booked an aircraft plane for his assignment. He was told that a twin-engine plane would be waiting at the airport.

Arriving at the airport he spotted a plane warming up outside the hangar. He jumped in & said: “Lets go.”

The pilot happily took off.

Once in the air John told the Pilot: “Fly low over the valley so I can take pictures of the fire on the hill.”

Pilot: “Why?”

John: “I am a Lifestyle photographer.
I need to get some close up shots.”

The pilot was strangely silent for a moment. With a stunned and shocking look he asked: “So what you’re telling me is you’re not my flying instructor?”

Moral of the story: Always Ask, Never Assume